A journal on cyber bullying.

It's that time of year again, and in honor of year three of my presence on deviantArt, despite the odds and opposition, I'd like to make a journal dedicated to cyber bullying. 

I'd really hoped that by 2015, ppl wouldn't have the desire to tell randos online to go drink bleach with little to no justifications for doing so, but it seems it can't be helped. However, bc I realize so many of these kinds need to maintain their 'hardcore' 'idgaf' image, mostly bc they know very little else about themselves, and thereby derive all sense of worth from said paradigms, I've some work-arounds for you!

If you feel you NEED desperately to be a shtty person online, INSTEAD of cyber bullying, try some of these terrible, but practically benign, alternate behaviors. For example..

1. You could forward chain emails.
2. You could use Yahoo messenger.  
3. You could run a blog entirely dedicated to over-priced, off-menu Starbucks ephemera. 
4. You could purchase Twitter followers. 
5. You could fight with your s/o in a public forum.
6. You could join a fandom.
7. You could read YouTube comments. 
8. You could respond to YouTube comments. 
9. You could participate in YouTube comment wars. 
10. You could endorse Crocks.
11. You could have ads on your Tumblr page. 
12. You could send Facebook game invites. 
13. You could use Trollface.
14. You could use iFunny.
15. You could support Nash Grier. 
16. You could adopt Weeaboo slang into your daily text vernacular. 
17. You could ship.
18. You could run a social justice blog in which Fox News is used as your primary source of information.
19. You could become a YouTube makeup artist.
20. You could have an 'idols' box. 
21. You could run a Let's Play channel. 
22. You could post tagging journals on ppl's pages, and take them seriously. 
23. You could use MSN. 
24. You could cosplay as Nicolas Cage. 
25. You could brag loudly about your taste in music, and claim it's the only 'real' music there is.
26. You could then claim to only like that genre's older stuff when confronted by someone who has the same taste.
27. You could post status updates on LinkedIn.
28. You could use Google+
29. You could endorse SuperWhoLock.
30. You could post pics of your generic Ziplock-stored lunch to Instagram, after you apply a sepia filter. 
31. You could write a status about being a proud PC user bc Apple is overrated, then post it with your iPhone 6+
32. You could attend the University of Phoenix Online. 
33. You could blame your crap skills on lag.
34. You could camp. 
35. You could promote your selfies on Twitter for no reason.
36. You could like your own Facebook status. 
37. You could ship Destiel.
38. You could cross-post media from different sites, then claim it to be 'original' content. 
39. You could edit Encyclopedia Dramatica. 
40. You could brb without muting your mic. 
41. You could make a Facebook page for your dog/ baby/ fursona/ car. 
42. You could then like said page for your dog/ baby/ fursona/ car. 
43. You could make memes.
44. You could publically post play-by-play sports updates.
45. You could repeatedly change your Skype name, then get angry when your friends don't know who you are.
46. You could work for FurAffinity. 
47. You could make AMVs featuring pop music from the 80's. 
48. You could pretend to be in a relationship with a fictional character.
49. You could then get extremely butthurt when you meet someone else who also likes that character. 
50. You could beg for free art featuring your six-million OCs.